Do you know what Supreme Court and High Court Judges pray every night?

Two Lama discuss what SC and HC Judges pray every night.

(From book "Tomato Soup for Lawyers and Judges)

In the Mountains of Tibet

Two lamas sat near a pond

And studied stillness of water

Younger lama picked up a stone

And threw it in water

And watched circles of ripples

in the water

He turned to Elder Lama asked,

“What are the ways to corrupt a Judge?”

“Why do you want to know?”

asked Elder Lama

“In my next birth,

If I become a lawyer,

this may help me”

replied younger lama

“There are three main methods

to corrupt a judge”

replied Elder Lama

“First method is to keep

hanging around a judge,

Attend every function he attends,

And travel wherever he goes.

One day he may have forgotten

his cell-phone at home,

and he may need to borrow your mobile phone

to make a call

Preserve record of this call

and use it as a peg

On which you can hang any allegations of bribe

Against the judge

He will not be able to disown tele-records.”

Elder Lama explained the first method

(2)

“What is the second method?”

asked younger lama

“Get a list of relatives of a judge

Find out where they work and what they do.

and their PAN numbers.

Then do something

To see that income tax returns

Of these relatives,

show an increase in their graph of incomes.

Then get copies of their income tax returns.

Now you have documentary proofs

To show that the judge is corrupt,

even if the judge may not have done anything !”

Elder Lama explained the second method

(3) 

“And what is third method?”

Asked younger lama

“Get a list of properties of the judge

as well as his spouse.

If they want to sell any property,

Offer them more than market price

If they shows interest in buying any property,

Offer them property

At a price which is lower than market price !

Now use these sale deeds to prove

That the judge is corrupt

Since the Judge will be buying or selling everything in white

So his documents will show a vast difference

with documents of people of same locality

who may have purchased with black money.

This difference will crucify the judge on allegation of corruption

even if judge may not have done any wrong.”

Elder lama explained the third method

“But how will I get list of properties of a judge?”

Younger lama pointed out a difficulty

Elder Lama replied,

“Just go to chamber of any SC or HC judge

and ask him to supply you

a copy of list of his properties

and copy of list of his relatives.

He will promptly give it to you.

“Because now

under  Sec. 11 of ‘The Judges Transparency Act, 2012”

Judges are under an obligation

to wear transparent clothes,

and to make public

list of their properties and relatives”

Explained the elder lama

(4)

Younger Lama picked up another stone

And threw it in water

And watched beautiful ripples in water

Then he turned to younger lama and said,

“Do you know what judges pray

everyday in night before going to sleep?

They say, ‘O God, Keep me protected from

lawyers for next 24 hours."

“Why for only 24 hours??
Why not for one month or for one year?”

Younger Lama asked curiously

“Because even God can not protect

any judge from lawyers

for more than 24 hours!

“If you want to destroy a good man,

make him a judge.

Shadows of Corruption

will start circling around him

Like black oil

and he will be soon destroyed”

Elder Lama explained

-Haresh Raichura

Warning: It is illegal in India to try to influence judges

by trying any of the method. If you do anything on basis of 

this imaginary story, you will be responsible.