Sometimes, a Joke Can Tell You Everything, which people may not be able to say publicly!
I assume that YOU want to know how Indian Judges deal with, Husband and Wife who are fighting in courts of India.
YOU may also want to know how a Supreme Court Judge looks at such cases.
The Following Joke will tell you Almost Everything.
Three persons were sitting at a round table in a restaurant.
One was Winston Churchill.
Second was, Nancy Astor, the First Woman Member of British Parliament.
Third was a Judge of Supreme Court of India.
Lady Nancy told Churchill, " If I were Your wife, I will have given you a glass full of poison."
Churchill replied immediately, "If I were Your Husband, I would have drank that glass of poison immediately."
The Supreme Court Judge interposed and said, "Even if both of you will die, I will not grant you divorce."............
The Joke ends here.
But it is supposed to tell you everything which you want to know what is happening in Indian Courts where husband wife are fighting.
LET US TAKE THIS JOKE FURTHER
Rule:- Major Discomfort has to precede before a major change happens.
I assure you that there is nothing like Contempt of Supreme Court in telling this joke to anyone. There is no contempt even if you place this Joke on a Placard and put it outside premises of any Family court of India.
Husband seeking divorce, can wear this Joke Placard on their neck when going to court. Some policemen or some judge may ask him to remove this before entering in court. Remove it then. But the court may fast track your case. No judge likes such husbands wearing placards coming in their courts. (Sorry, to wives, who not want to give divorce to their husbands in this generation)
There is also no Contempt if Social Advertiser giant, Amul puts this joke in Amul Butter Advertisements on front page of Times of India. In fact the company will do a great service to nation by publishing this Joke with caricature of a Husband and a Wife fighting for a piece of Amul Butter.
Nothing good happens in this country until we involve big people listed in Who's Who In India, a book, which may be available from Jain Book Depot of Delhi..
RT this post if your wife has no objection.
After all, I have also a lots of grievances against my wife. And no Supreme Court judges is willing to solve our disputes. He threatens me to slap an order of fine if I try to complain to His Lordship about my wife. :) :) :) :) :)
Haresh Raichura
5/4/2012
I assume that YOU want to know how Indian Judges deal with, Husband and Wife who are fighting in courts of India.
YOU may also want to know how a Supreme Court Judge looks at such cases.
The Following Joke will tell you Almost Everything.
Three persons were sitting at a round table in a restaurant.
One was Winston Churchill.
Second was, Nancy Astor, the First Woman Member of British Parliament.
Third was a Judge of Supreme Court of India.
Lady Nancy told Churchill, " If I were Your wife, I will have given you a glass full of poison."
Churchill replied immediately, "If I were Your Husband, I would have drank that glass of poison immediately."
The Supreme Court Judge interposed and said, "Even if both of you will die, I will not grant you divorce."............
The Joke ends here.
But it is supposed to tell you everything which you want to know what is happening in Indian Courts where husband wife are fighting.
LET US TAKE THIS JOKE FURTHER
Rule:- Major Discomfort has to precede before a major change happens.
I assure you that there is nothing like Contempt of Supreme Court in telling this joke to anyone. There is no contempt even if you place this Joke on a Placard and put it outside premises of any Family court of India.
Husband seeking divorce, can wear this Joke Placard on their neck when going to court. Some policemen or some judge may ask him to remove this before entering in court. Remove it then. But the court may fast track your case. No judge likes such husbands wearing placards coming in their courts. (Sorry, to wives, who not want to give divorce to their husbands in this generation)
There is also no Contempt if Social Advertiser giant, Amul puts this joke in Amul Butter Advertisements on front page of Times of India. In fact the company will do a great service to nation by publishing this Joke with caricature of a Husband and a Wife fighting for a piece of Amul Butter.
Nothing good happens in this country until we involve big people listed in Who's Who In India, a book, which may be available from Jain Book Depot of Delhi..
RT this post if your wife has no objection.
After all, I have also a lots of grievances against my wife. And no Supreme Court judges is willing to solve our disputes. He threatens me to slap an order of fine if I try to complain to His Lordship about my wife. :) :) :) :) :)
Haresh Raichura
5/4/2012