Joke in Court:
Advocate: "Client is not contacting me. Please discharge me from case"..
Judge: "No. You cannot be discharged from case. You are advocate on record of case. After taking all the fees, you cannot be allowed to be discharged from case."
Advocate: "Sir, but I have not taken any fees. I had filed vakalatnana for free." :(
Judge: "Whether you have taken any fee or not is a question of fact. Supreme court cannot decide that question" ... :)
Haresh Raichura
20/7/13