May 1, 2015

Two Lama discuss 'How Judges Rate Lawyers & Theory of Entangled Quantum Leap'

Two Lama discuss 'How Judges Rate Lawyers & Theory of Entangled Quantum Leap'

(An imaginary piece inspired from a recent speech of a SC Judge to AOR Association)

(1)

Many Years Ago
In southern India
In a tall High Court,
Before a two judge bench,
A tall senior advocate arguing,

First he argued vehemently
And then he argued ferociously
And then he collapsed on ground

His heart had burst
As it could no more face
Force of his arguments

Ambulance came
Carried him to hospital

In evening that day
Two judges went to see him
In ICU unit of a prestigious hospital

As they were returning from hospital,
Younger Judge asked Elder Judge,
"How do you rate this lawyer?"

"He is a good lawyer, but not a good human being."
Elder Judge replied

(2)

In the mountains of Himalaya

Younger Lama asked Elder Lama
"How do Judges rate lawyers?"

"The judges rate lawyers by using physic's theory of Entangled Quantum Leap" replied Elder Lama

"What is this Entangled theory?" Asked Younger Lama

"Several elements are moving at different speed and space as per their nature. Then suddenly at an unexpected point, in an explainable way, a new element surfaces from nowhere. This is called Entangled Quantum Leap theory" replied Elder Lama

"And how do Judges use this theory to rate lawyers appearing before them?" Asked Younger Lama

"Judges observe behaviours and characters of lawyers and store these data in different areas of their brain.

Then when one judge discusses this lawyer with another judge, data from brain of one judge interacts with data in brain of another judge.

Reflection and deflection of data takes place.

A new rating of Lawyer takes place at an unexpected place in an unexplainable way.

And thus Entangled Quantum Leap Rating of lawyer takes place."

Elder Lama explained the process

Haresh Raichura
1/4/2015

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