In Australia, 99% marks at High School level is required to get admission in Law Courses. Compare this with how we we educate our children about Laws of our country.
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Nathdwara Temple
He replied,
They are now no more keen to decide
This they say on principle,
that SC has no administrative control over HC.
This is incorrect, because under Art.136,
SC can set aside any Administrative or Judicial side!!
Because such attitude of Supreme Court,
towards individual injustices to smaller judges,
Therefore, I am sleeping on this sofa since last 15 Year"
The small lawyer of a small district court explained.
"So what do you do for your living?"
Asked Younger Lama
The candidates have to choose
Mountain of Tibet
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A Call from an Australian Girl
Few days back
Sydney , Australia
A High School Girl
Called up the Younger
Lama in Mountain
of Tibet
She informed,
“This year,
admissions in Law Courses in Australia
Stopped at 99% marks.
Since I have got only 98%
marks,
I will have to go for
less dignified courses
Like Medical or
Engineering!”
She wept on phone.
She was sad.
Now she will never be
able
To become a lawyer.
(2)
Younger Lama asked
Elder Lama,
“Why law courses are
not considered
So lucrative in India
Why law is not the
most sought after profession
In India
Elder Lama replied,
“Let us go to India
(3)
Two Lamas were
waiting for a train
At New
Delhi railway station in India
A train came.
All compartments were
already full.
If they tried to
board any compartment,
They were pushed back
and were told,
“No place here!
Go to some other
compartment”
The Elder Lama
explained meaning of this metaphor
To Younger Lama
“This is how Admission Days
Are in High Courts
and Supreme Court.
The Judges tell
lawyers,
“No place here,
Go somewhere else.
My court is full”
(4)
Two lamas were
waiting at a famous temple
And were waiting for
doors to open,
For Darshan/Visual of Deity.
Doors opened.
A big Flow of human being
pushed in for Drashan.
A big push came from
behind,
And the two lamas
found themselves in front of deity.
In less than two
seconds,
Another push came
And the two lama
found themselves
Out of the temple.
Elder Lama explained
meaning of this metaphor,
“This is how final hearing matters
Are pushed up and
pushed out
in High Courts and
Supreme Court.
(5)
Two Lama went to a house
Where someone has just died only a few hours ago
Two lamas watched the scene.
The family members
were arguing in loud voices
On when the dead body
should be taken out out house,
To the cremation grounds.
Elder man of the House was
insisting that
Dead body cannot be
kept overnight in a house.
Some family member
was pleading insistingly,
“Let dead body be
kept
Till some relatives
reach from abroad”
Elder man of House overruled
him
And said,
“The dead body has to
be taken out
Just now”.
Elder Lama explained
younger lama
Meaning of this
metaphor to Younger Lama
“This is what happens
when a very old matter,
After 5 to 20 Years,
is suddenly notified for final hearing in High Court or Supreme Court,
Lawyers plead for adjournments.
To contact clients,
to collect some fees,
And to be prepared.
The Judges looks into
paper and says,
“No. This is a dead
body.
There is nothing in this matter.
It cannot be kept
overnight.
This has to be
dismissed Just now
It cannot be adjourned even for a Day!.”
(6)
Two Lama goes to a Bar Room
of a District Court
in a Small District of India
Two lama entered Bar
Room
And went straight to
a lawyer
Who was sleeping
soundly on a sofa
He was sleeping there
Since last 15 Years.
No one was disturbing
him.
Elder Lama woke him
up
And asked him,
“Why have you been
sleeping
Since so long????
“Courts in India
Since 15 Years!!
Lawyers used to see
some colour of money
When they get some
ex-parte urgent stay orders
Now no court is granting you any
ex-parte orders,
However strong your
case may be!!!
They just frustrate object of urgency,
by issuing notice returnable after three months!
The Subordinate judges all over India are afraid
of
Strictures which HC may pass on them
while setting aside some exparte urgent order,
And may spoil their carreer records with
uncommunicative adverse notings,
And may attribute motives of corruption to them
if they grant any urgent ex-parte relief to any party!.
our Land Acquisition
Cases or Claim Cases or Tort Cases,
Where large amounts
may have to be paid
By Government, Companies or institutes to
small individuals.
If they pass any
orders granting big amounts,
The Government and companies,
may go in appeal,
And while allowing their appeal,
remarks of dishonesty may be passed by Superior Court,
Against them and without hearing them!
Inquiries are ordered
against them!
If the judges of Subordinate Courts come to Supreme Court
To complain against HC Judges,
They are told to go
back to High Court
and file petition on Judicial Side of HC,
And to seek justice against Caesar
From Caesar’s Wife!
Since 15 Years, trial
Courts
Have stopped passing any orders
Where lawyers can see
some green money
And cang go to home with a basket full of mangoes!
"I have
purchased
a Mango Orchard
In a nearby village
and I live from mango-income.
I come in Bar Room,
To Chit Chat with
friends for a cup of tea
And then I sleep
here”
The lawyer explained.
(7)
Two lama entered in
an examination hall
Where Exams were for
recruitment
To post of judges.
Test Paper contained
only one question.
"What will you do if we appoint you as a Judge?"
One of the two statements given below:
(a)
I will work hard to reduce arrears of cases
(b)
I will work hard to see that all lawyers in my courts become owners of
Latest
model of BMW Cars!
The
Candidates who chose statement
No.
(a) as correct statement,
Were
being given appointment orders.
The
candidates who chose
Statement
No.(b) as correct statement,
Were
declared failed in Exam for Judges.
(8)
Two
Lama returned to
Younger
Lama had found
Answers
to his question.
He
was now at peace with himself.
Haresh Raichura.
