March 9, 2012

Why Retired Judges are not coming to host TV Reality Shows on TV Channels to make people aware about judiciary's problems??


Do we not want to see Justice Katju  Live on TV TimesNow exchanging shots with Justice Arnab?


An imaginary piece Inspired by
Judge Karen Mills Francis's Ebook "Stay In Your Lane -Judge Karen's Guide To living Your Best Life'


(1)

In the mountains of Tibet

Younger Lama asked Elder Lama
"What is a Doctrine?"

"A doctrine is essentially a slogan
Composed by a judge,
To capture a concept of law."
Elder Lama simplified.

"What is the doctrine of
'Stay In Your Lane'?"
Asked Younger Lama

Elder Lama replied,
"There is no such doctrine in law books.
But one retired lady judge in U.S.,
Named Karen Mills Francis hosted
A TV Channel Reality Show
Titled 'Stay In Your Lane'

 "The TV show became very popular,
And TRP rating of TV Channel sky-rocketed,

And then, she also wrote an e-book titled,
'Stay In Your Lane -Judge Karen's Guide
To living Your Best Life'

"This is how the phrase
‘Stay in Your Lane’ became a "doctrine of Law"
Elder Lama explained

"Can retired Supreme Court Judges
Host realities shows on TV Channels?"
Younger Lama asked a baseless and irrelevant question

"One TV Channel is contemplating
To host a TV Reality show titled,

'Hang The Corrupt on a Lamp Post'.

The channel is planning to invite
A retired Supreme Court Judge
To host the show.
But there is nothing official about this."

Elder Lama gave a baseless and irrelevant reply
to a baseless and irrelevant question.

(2)

Younger Lama asked next day,
"What is in the book,
'Stay In Your Lane'?"

"The book is addressed to
Lady Judges and Lady Lawyers and to 
Almost all of us.

The book tells that most of our problems arise,
because We Don't Stay in Our Lane

And  book tells lady judges and lady advocates
about how to survive
In a society dominated by
male-judges and male-lawyers”
Elder Lama replied

"In that case,
The book cannot have any use to
Male-judges and male-lawyers.!!"
Younger Lama declared.

"No. The book is useful to
Male-judges and male-lawyers  and other male-kind also."
Replied Elder Lama and added,

"The book gives them a ready-made list of
weaknesses of Lady judges and lady lawyers,
and in general weaknesses of Female-intelligent-Class of Society""

It can be used as a guidebook by both
men and women
For different purposes!"

Said Elder Lama.


Haresh Raichuara

P.S. Inspired by e-book abovenamed.